We have taken on the brutal task to record the details of a bloody past.
From our living room we watch as the evil unfolds.
We are investigating investigations and taking notes.
The room is Dead Silent and the popcorn is hot.
The wine is at the ready, and the projector is on.
Armed with Deadly Instincts and 20/20 vision,
we are prepared to take on our fateful
self-appointed mission.
We are fighting for justice, we are On the Case.
Death is not a slow march, it’s a bloody race.
Making sense of the senseless
and watching what we see.
One by one, we take these killers down
with bad poetry.
The clock is ticking now, we are running out of time.
We have to get a good night’s rest and it’s already 9:00.
No more pausing, no more bathroom breaks.
It’s Friday night, we must make haste!
Every minute counts when you’re solving crime
watching it unfold clue by clue
on a Deadline.
Deadly Women and killer clowns are out there.
Men with guns and Wives with Knives are roaming all around.
It is our great undertaking to watch the heroes of our time take them down.
How do you spend a Friday night?
Some go out and stay up late, even past 9:00.
We stay home, safe and sound,
chasing crime
in primetime.