David and Noelle have decided to spend their lives in pursuit of vineyard ownership. The costs are staggering and they know nothing about wine outside of how to drink it. Will they make it? Tune in to find out. Up next on the BBC, The Coracan Swimteam, how they made lettuce as tasty as it is edible.
In order to prepare ourselves, we’ve made the following list:
Ask about badgers
Make a scarecrow
Dress the scarecrow
Get a lamb or 2 ostriches
No goats David
David- that is not a lamb, that’s a goat
DAVID- that is not a bunny, that’s just another goat
DAVID!!!!! Where are you getting all of these goats from?
Make sure there is a well on the property and fill it once a day with bottled water from the dollar store
Save the Bees
Make bigger bees
Make Alice
Something is killing the bees and David imagines the culprit to be small in size. Or “The bees started dying soon after my beekeeper mentor passed”
Get a man named Marco
Invest in peanut plants
Serve honey
It’s all about the bees
Graft Magic
Grafting Greatness
David at Breakfast in a beekeeper outfit speaking to guests about bees
Wines
Attenbourough Hill
- Abominable – A pinot grigio, icy white and mysterious like the beast herself
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