Life Goals

David and Noelle have decided to spend their lives in pursuit of vineyard ownership. The costs are staggering and they know nothing about wine outside of how to drink it. Will they make it? Tune in to find out. Up next on the BBC, The Coracan Swimteam, how they made lettuce as tasty as it is edible.

In order to prepare ourselves, we’ve made the following list:

Ask about badgers

Make a scarecrow

Dress the scarecrow

Get a lamb or 2 ostriches

No goats David

David- that is not a lamb, that’s a goat

DAVID- that is not a bunny, that’s just another goat

DAVID!!!!! Where are you getting all of these goats from?

Make sure there is a well on the property and fill it once a day with bottled water from the dollar store

Save the Bees

Make bigger bees

Make Alice

Something is killing the bees and David imagines the culprit to be small in size. Or “The bees started dying soon after my beekeeper mentor passed”

Get a man named Marco

Invest in peanut plants

Serve honey

It’s all about the bees

Graft Magic

Grafting Greatness

David at Breakfast in a beekeeper outfit speaking to guests about bees

 

Wines

Attenbourough Hill

  • Abominable – A pinot grigio, icy white and mysterious like the beast herself

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